Royal Protection


I haven't really been paying attention to the Royal Wedding. Not that I was necessarily trying to avoid it either. I mean, it's a bit hard to ignore when it's every-fuh-reaking-where. What I have been paying attention to though are all the ridiculous "Wills & Kate" souvenirs, knickknacks, and devout followers. Finally, we have royal condoms.

Yes, these are meant to protect your Crown Jewels from babies and the clap. Long live the Duke and Duchess.

If that's not enough dedication for you then go get your teeth tatoooed like this guy.

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