Open Letter to UO


Dear Urban Outfitters,

I've been broke and haven't bought anything from you in well over a year. I get your e-newsletter but usually delete it without looking because it reminds me of how low my funds are in the bank. Today I took a chance and opened it. Saw a shirt I liked so I went to your site. Then I was appalled by your models. They make me not want to buy anything from you. I shouldn't be able to see every vertebrate of someone's spine unless it is a child in a third world country. Please feed these girls double cheeseburgers.


1 comment:

Mandy said...

they need the bacon explosion.