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This is one of my favorites:
Missed Connection: My Period (Crampsville
Date: 2008-07-03, 9:55AM EDT

I saw you a couple of months ago, but since then you haven't shown up at your regular place. Is there someone else standing in the way of us hooking up? Is there a fetus blocking you?

Please come back and show me you care. I can't rest until I know where I stand with you.

* Location: Crampsville
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 741336944

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Lauren said...

my favorite of all time. when i am having a bad day, i read this:

.Tif said...

Oh yes! We joke in the office about things and say, "the one you can have is marked with an X." It applies to everything from pens to jelly beans.